Posts Tagged With: Bilbo

Add another addiction to the list…

…because I love me some Hobbit, Bagginshield and Durincest fanfic of the hot and NSFW variety. I was chatting with some friends about the possibility of posting links to some of my favorite fics and then today Agzy said she had thought about doing the same. That gave me the push I needed to go ahead and do this post.

Here is the deal, I know that there are people in our fandom who dislike the erotic fics. There are also people who despise real people fics. Then there is the issue of slash fics. I’ll tell you right now that this post is NOT for you if you fall into any of those categories. If you don’t like the stuff, just move along.

So with that warning in place, here are some of the fics that I’ve enjoyed recently (by no means a comprehensive list):

Bagginshield:

  1. Leather and Rope by SplashTheWine–Bilbo wasn’t sure when things had changed, when things had shifted from flirting to where he was now… Bound and terrified. #NSFW #Slash #Non-Con at first
  2. The Heart of a King by shinigami714–After leaving the goblin cave, Bilbo doesn’t remove the ring from his finger, unaware of its powers. Thorin’s company doesn’t see his return, and Bilbo watches as they discuss his abandonment of them. #NSFW #Slash
  3. The Tenderness of a King by shinigami714–Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. #NSFW #Slash
  4. The Voice of a King by shinigami714–Thorin can’t seem to hold himself back after Bilbo has a near death experience. Bilbo doesn’t seem to mind. #NSFW Slash
  5. We’ll Have to be Gentle by ThorinOakenshield (Jensensational)–In which Bilbo is ready for another bout, but is sore from the previous round. So Thorin decides to be as gentle as possible. #NSFW #Slash
  6. My Treasure by Stravaganza–After the defeat of Smaug, possessive! Thorin has his way with Bilbo… on top of all of that gold. #NSFW #Slash
  7. The Curious Nature of Hobbits by Eshli–Bilbo has made the strangest thing that any of the dwarves have ever seen. None of them understand what it is. Thorin in particular is curious as to what a hobbit would possibly use an eight-inch cylindrical piece of polished wood for. #NSFW

Durincest:

  1. Dirty Talk by ferowyn–Bilbo walks in on Fili and Kili who are having a very informative conversation. #NSFW #Slash
  2. Silver Tongue by twodwarves_oneeagle–After Thorin accidentally walks in on Fili and Kili together, it leaves some interesting prospectives in its wake. #NSFW #Slash

Hobbit Cast RPF:

  1. Post-Premiere Relaxation Manual by waves-of-sorrow–In which Richard is tense and Cate helps him relax. #NSFW
  2. Methods of Persuasion by waves-of-sorrow–In which Martin is grumpy and anti-social and Richard attempts (and fails) to make him go out with the rest of the cast. #NSFW #Slash
  3. Don’t Care Who’s Watching by brodinsons (aeon_entwined)–Aidan and Dean don’t care who’s watching, which gets them into an interesting situation with Richard. #NSFW #Slash
  4. Untitled by Traveller–“Just get rid of this fucking thing,” Richard says, scratching at the beard.”
  5. The Barber by FoxRafer–Aidan Turner cleans up Richard’s shaggy hair. #Slash
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Four More Hobbit Banners

MGM and New Line Cinemas have released four more banners for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. I’ll give you one guess as to which is my favorite. 😉

All the banners are great. I love seeing the dwarves in Bilbo’s Hobbit hole, Gollum and Bilbo, and even Gandalf at Bilbo’s door. But, I love seeing how fierce Thorin looks. Richard Armitage really seems to be bringing the intensity to the role of Thorin if the images we’ve seen so far are any indication. Is it December yet?

I’m headed out for my niece’s second birthday this weekend. Hope everyone has a great Columbus Day.

*Thanks to ComingSoon.net for the images.
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I need a double chocolate cappuccino!

Without Tumblr and Twitter I think I would be completely in the dark. Okay, that might be an exaggeration, but not much of one. Today, it was Tumblr that caught me up on some awesome info. Krüger Coffee Products has Hobbit inspired packaging for their coffee, chai and chocolate drinks!

Some of the images I’ve seen:

Display Box for Krüger /Hobbit Products courtesy of @doyleheima

Fili on the hot chocolate package, also courtesy of @doyleheima.

Bilbo on the chocolate cappuccino packaging, courtesy of Vablastsky’s Cupboard.

Okay German fans of The Hobbit and Richard Armitage–mission time! We need some double chocolate cappuccino or more accurately, we need a picture of the double chocolate cappuccino packaging, since that is the product with Thorin’s image. 😉

Update: Thanks to Lisa, I was able to see the Thorin packaging. You can see all the packages at this website: http://www.krueger.de/mitmachen/code-aktion

I went ahead and did a print screen for Thorin. Turns out he’s not on the double chocolate cappuccino, but the classic capuccino.

From the Kruger website.

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Hobbit Trailer #2!!!! And Gifs, ’cause that’s how I roll.

Unless you live under a rock, or live somewhere where the new trailer came out while you were sleeping, you’ve seen this by now.

I really am a squeeing fool today! The trailer was awesome. We got to see a lot of new things AND the voice!!! Love the voice, I could listen to it all day long!

Okay, onto the gifs. I made a lot, because well, the trailer was awesome.

The Map

Gotta love some running dwarves…Thorin in particular!

And the dwarves begin to arrive.

These look like a fun lot to hang around!

Yeah, this one’s here just because Thorin is so pretty.

So kingly!

The Shire is so beautiful…and Bilbo’s off on an adventure.

I’m still curious to see how Galadriel fits in, but she looks stunning as does Rivendell.

The trolls have always been one of my favorite parts of the book!

Thorin being his haughty self.

Radagast and his bunny sled…lol!

Riddles in the dark!!!

Don’t think I’d want to encounter these wolves.

Bilbo stew anyone?

Yeah, Thorin just looks like a badass here!

Even more of a badass!

I love the humor and can I just say…ouch!

If you haven’t been here yet, there are extra snippets in each trailer.

Bilbo receives the contract.

I’d probably faint if I was contemplating being burned to ashes by Smaug too.

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More Hobbit Goodness!!! Alt Version of Vlog 8

Update: I was kindly asked by WB to remove the gifs I had here from the Alternative Vlog 8 that was floating around the internet today. Sorry guys.

 

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The Magic of Books: Hobbit Wallpaper

I’ve been occupied for several days working on my special project for the big birthday coming up this week. Now that I’ve finished I’m back to having fun with Photoshop.

I came across this tutorial last week for Photoshop that I thought perfectly illustrated the magic of books. Now, I don’t know about you, but when I read a book my mind conjures up images of the characters and locations. Everything comes to life in vivid detail, if only in my mind. As much as I liked the tutorial and end product I decided to apply what I could to making a Hobbit wallpaper. If I were a little boy, this is how the world would look to me while reading the book. 🙂

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EW Hobbit Article Scans

I should be packing, but I’ve taken a break because my Entertainment Weekly came in the mail!!!! I know a lot of you don’t have access to a printed magazine, so I scanned the pages. Enjoy!

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Finally…Vlog 7!

It isn’t very often that I don’t even touch my computer until late in the afternoon. Of course it would be on one of those rare days that there would be something of interest to an Armitage fangirl! I’m a little behind, but the wait was worth it. That being said, I still feel the need to ask: Mr. Armitage, why did we get to see so many of your castmates in plain clothes and talking and not you? Can’t you throw us a bone?

Anyway, I went through and made my own screencaps and a few of gifs.

Run Thorin, Run!

RAWR

Anyone else enjoy the all to brief clip with Thorin and Galdalf chatting?

While I enjoyed those brief RA moments, I thought the vlog as a whole was pretty great. Some of my favorite moments included:

Seeing Bilbo spinning round in a barrel.

It was also fun to see Orlando Bloom back in his Legolas hair!

But my favorite part of the whole vlog? This:

Kiran Shah kicking ass as Legolas!

I don’t know about you all, but I’m so looking forward to the vlog PJ mentioned for the wrap of filming!

 

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