If you either think or pretend that Richard Armitage is like a Ken doll, this is not the post for you. Step away from the computer. Do not pass go. You have officially been warned!
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I’m a Tumblr junkie…yes, I know, I have a lot of addictions! 😉
Anyway, the other day I was scrolling through my dashboard and came across a Richard Armitage pick up line. Tonight I was trying to find it and discovered that it wasn’t a one off. Oh no…there is an entire thread of pick up lines from RA and his chaRActers. ItsJSforMe and I spent a good while practically in tears as we shrieked with laughter over these.
Here is a sampling of my favorites:
Clearly, I’m obsessed! The original plan was to link to a few of my favorites…but well, how could I pick. I finally just had to cut myself off. You can scroll through all of the pick up lines here.
Sketchlavie, you are my hero!
Sketchlavie is BRILLIANT!!! This was a fantastic way to spend an evening Thank you Jas, for sharing. 😀
Yes she is!!! I had a blast laughing about these with you…and blushing too. 🙂
ROTFLMFAO!! I am not feeling great tonight so this was a nice pick-me-up 😉 I still haven’t properly figured out tumblr although I do have an account now. Obviously I am missing out. LOL Thanks for sharing. I think my face is nice and red now from laughing.
They certainly brighten one’s day, don’t they!? 😉 Sorry you’re not feeling so hot. Hopefully this helped a bit. And you can always go to the link and view the rest of them!!!
I’ve got a sort of killer vascular headache going on. I thought eating would help but it didn’t. Ah, well–anyway, this was great and thanks again for sharing. 😉
Crank up the oxygen tank! OMG!
Add another ROTFLMFAO to the list!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Jas and Sketchlavie!!!!! Laughter IS the best medicine, especially when delivered this way.
LOL!!!
Breath deep, Zan! 😉 I love, love love these…in case you needed that clarification. Sketchlavie is brilliant and I can’t wait to see more of these in future! 🙂
OMG! had seen the PhD one, but not the rest. These are hilarious! I needed this big time!!!!
I can’t remember which one I saw first, but it was like Christmas when I found the rest of them!!! Glad you can now enjoy them too. 🙂
Holy carp! Where can I send suggestions?
I don’t know if she takes suggestions, Jazzy. But you could always send her a message on her Tumblr. There’s a little mailbox at the top of the page. It would certainly be worth asking.
I liked the John Standring one (naturally):
http://sketchlavie.tumblr.com/image/29038109729
Especially the comment:
You know…
When John Standring goes geeky on you, you dont refuse.
Just let him shag you.
Why am I not surprised that you love the JS one? 😉 I admit, I liked it too!
Obviously … *snicker*
*very big satisfied grin*
Reblogged this on Well, There You Go … and commented:
A little something to get you laughing … hold on tight! 😉
ROFLMAO….and being an Aussie I Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve Lucas and his French kiss line!!!
Of course you did!!!! 😉 These really are hilarious! Sketchlavie’s got a wicked sense of humor.
These are hilarious. The Aussie kiss one is my fave, altho I might not slap JP for the first one 😀
Wickedly funny! I’ll take the “fertilized”. Ha!
I said the same thing, Grati! 😉
Funnily enough I loved the Aussie one too. LMAO, These are so funny. The little pinky is hilarious – a bang on the coffee table? Yes please!
It was just soooo bad that it was fantastic, BB! The pinky one is probably my favorite. 🙂
and “look back at me” has taken on a whole new meaning now 😉
Seriously, BB! 🙂
Sooo naughty and yes, ROFL…
Naughty and humorous…two of my all time favorite things! 😉
See, this is why I adore tumblr. You find the funniest (and naughtiest) things there! It’s just madness!
Tumblr is definitely good for a laugh. As far as the naughty part goes, I recently came across Thorki artwork…I think I’ll leave it at that!
Normally I don’t go for this sort of thing but I have to admit this is funny…LOL I was laughing hysterically as I was reading them all. Btw, I never thought that Richard is like a Ken doll. He is obviously a gentleman, kind, well mannered and modest when fans approach him, but he is also a MAN, and these kinds of thoughts do go through a man’s mind. I have no doubt that when Richard sees a woman that he finds very attractive that some of these kinds of thoughts pop into his head. I don’t think that Richard would ever approach a woman like this but I have no doubt that when he is in a relationship that the amorous part of Richard comes out full force. And I don’t believe for one minute that Richard is shy at all in any way shape or form. That is simply the impression that I get about Richard in my gut from observing him. I do prefer to believe that Richard is much more romantic as opposed to naughty when he is horny though; like Harry Kennedy or John Thornton would be. Richard approaches everything with intensity and I can see him being the same way in a relationship. The lovemaking part of it would probably be intense too.
Xenia, I’m glad you found this funny!
I don’t suspect anyone actually thinks that Richard Armitage is anatomically incorrect like a Ken doll. Just my tongue-in-cheek warning about the sexual nature of the pick up lines.
We have access to so very little of who he really is, that I would be reluctant to try and verbalize what I thought he was like as either a man or a lover, as I’m sure I’d be wrong. However, thinking about him saying any of these things provides me with no small amount of glee.
That is true Jasrangoon. We do have very little information about what Richard is really like, but I still like to verbalize (and imagine) what I think he is like. I am just going by my observations. I could be wrong as heck but I love what I’ve come up with. 🙂
I hadn’t seen all of these, but i love the site. I loved the one about how Lucas is hiding his package somewhere and asks if “can I hide it inside you?”
I love that one too! Cutting myself off was really hard…I could have added several more to the list of my faves. 🙂
Thought this was interesting, on the psychology of a successful pickup line.
http://www.rolereboot.org/sex-and-relationships/details/2012-09-the-psychology-of-pick-up-lines
Lots of interesting stuff there about who tends to like which kind of pickup line — and something that explains our response to these — women who found the person giving them the line attractive were willing to give it up no matter what kind of line it was.
I also wonder if the humor doesn’t come from the fact that I personally can’t imagine him saying any of these things — i.e., from incongruity.
For me, too, the humour comes from the incongruity. The linked article was interesting. I thought I’d heard them all, from “You are my favourite fantasy” to “Do you like bunnies?”, and they really do fall into the three categories.
Do you like bunnies?
???
Did that actually work?
No, at least it didn’t work on me, neither that nor the hand on my leg that came with it.